There’s no river long enough that doesn’t contain a bend.
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Coronavirus Cure
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You cannot tell someone they look exactly like Rob Schneider without making them feel poorly about themselves.
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If you're going to confront someone, it's better to do it with pants on.
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It sucks when you suck.
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Routine is comfort.
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When one door closes, good, fuck that door.
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How should one deal with failure? Like a fucking pro.
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All pizzas are personal if you believe in yourself.
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People who start sentences with "In theory" are douchebags.