Solitude is better than bad company. Good company is better than solitude.
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You cant Irish goodbye a virtual work happy hour.
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Always know how you’re being ironic.
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Never snorkel in shit.
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It's much better to have a quick panic than a prolonged one.
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Trust the tush.
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Never answer the phone.
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Pimps don’t cry.
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Be Sam Elliot
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It’s only harassment if you can’t handle it.