You should have a friend in every industry.
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XML sucks.
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XML is like violence, if it's not working, you're not using enough of it.
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The best christmas present: a toothbrush.
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Don't be a dirty dude.
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You can't be Italian without an appetite.
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You can’t assume someone likes My Bloody Valentine, but if they don’t, they’re wrong.
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Hipsters with poor taste are just simply assholes.
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There's no such thing as an "accidental" unfriending.
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Pet a midget for luck.