Sometimes, common decency will force you to speak with dumb ass people.
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Posing for pictures in front of a car of any kind was douchey in 2017, is still douchey in 2018, and will forever remain douchey.
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If you don't want anyone sitting next to you on the bus or train, just sprinkle some indiscernible crumbs on the seat next to you.
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Bubbles always burst. That's the nature of a bubble.
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Everything is funny until it happens to you.
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Why have enemies when you can have friends?
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If it comes in a jug it's probably not good.
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There's only one product one should stand behind, podiums.
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Side pieces are always giddy.
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Have friends in every country worth traveling to.