Always have emergency frozen food in the freezer.
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It is in fact possible to get banned from a Sarpino's pizzeria.
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Don't shave your own cat.
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You're not on time, time's on you.
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If you have time to lean you have time to clean.
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“ClimAxe" is a great name for an axe throwing place.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, “Going out of business."
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Just cuz it fits doesn’t mean its good.
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It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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It’s better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.