It's always astounding how humorless some people can be.
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All causes are natural.
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Not everything is breaking news. Chill out CNN.
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Mothers don't have headaches, they have splitting headaches.
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Don’t be a guzzler.
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Fuck plates.
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Napkins should never be a second thought.
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You don’t have to worry about who the president is when you live in a van.
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Under promise. Over deliver.
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Don't be a bit coin.