If you move fast enough, no one will catch you.
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New Zealand is the Canada of Australia.
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No meal is worth your life.
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All you can ever really do is just go for it.
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Don’t walk around telling people you smell like beef.
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Catfish prevention should be a profession.
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Don’t put a bumper sticker on a Maserati. Ya dumb bitch.
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No one ever said, “I really want to live in Indiana!"
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You don’t have to ask. You have to know.
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Respect the song.