Don’t randomly smile at people on the el.
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Can’t play pingpong without your thumbs.
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Why have one tea bag when you can have two.
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Just because it’s simple doesn’t mean it’s easy.
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Your dignity isn’t worth 5 likes.
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Don’t be a mouth breather.
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You can’t fix fucked up.
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Do not engage with crazy.
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You can’t always teach a person, sometimes they just have to experience it for themselves.
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Sweet and salty are in cahoots. Cahoots!