Don’t be a square.
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Not all zippers lead to pockets
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There are two problems with Egypt:
- Too much dust
- Too many Egyptians
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You can learn a lot from competitive online gaming about the state of a person's soul
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You can hand wash anything
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Mashed potatoes = Irish guacamole 🥑
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Accept there's only one good Matrix movie, don't bother making more.
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Catch flights, not feelings.
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There’s an art to shaking a tree.
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Shining leads to grinding